Post by stonedinvestor on Dec 14, 2022 9:19:31 GMT -5
WE live in a parallel universe. When the big bang happened there was a huge separation of the same life matter and way across the stars life has continued just as it has here but slightly different. The changes are hard to discern but they are there. Traveling to the alternate universe is not easy. It must be done with brain waves and mental teleportation but it can be done. Aaron Rodgers has done it, he has seen a version of himself who quite frankly is not as good at football. Over there football is played same as here; played in the alternate universe I have seen it. I have been talking a lot of mushrooms lately they deliver them now in chocolate bars and ground up in pills. During Giant games I take quite a bit.
Glitches in the system you spot them. Some things look different in the alternate universe.. the shape of a football for example it's not oval so much as a five sided square, there's hand hold's, indentations, but the ball looks more box like when tossed through the air.
The stadiums look different too. Much BIGGER they extend into the sky five, six levels. The average crowd is close to 175,000. Their version of the Super Bowl Is called The Grand Urn. Close. In my latest trip I made sure to catch a football game and I found myself drifting to Washington AC and the team they had named The Communards. Again very close. To my joy they were playing The NY Largeness. And as I settled into my bucket I realized Holy Cow this is the Sunday night game!
The Communard's coach cross the way was actually named River Boat Ron and the Quarterback for The Largeness was non other than Daniel Jones.
This ought to be interesting I thought. This version of Jones was more confident, you could immediately see that he took control that huddle and on the side lines clearly I saw him screaming at a blocker. This version of Jones he demanded greatness and for the most part got it. A supremely talented Running Back named Sequins dashed about, nobody could stop him and Daniele Jones threw for 3 TD's and 327 yards. No interceptions. 1 rushing TD. The final score was NY 34 Washington 24.
As I left the stadium everyone was polite, there was room in he bathroom for a quick relief and in the spiral stairway they gave away & smoked weed.
Glitches in the system you spot them. Some things look different in the alternate universe.. the shape of a football for example it's not oval so much as a five sided square, there's hand hold's, indentations, but the ball looks more box like when tossed through the air.
The stadiums look different too. Much BIGGER they extend into the sky five, six levels. The average crowd is close to 175,000. Their version of the Super Bowl Is called The Grand Urn. Close. In my latest trip I made sure to catch a football game and I found myself drifting to Washington AC and the team they had named The Communards. Again very close. To my joy they were playing The NY Largeness. And as I settled into my bucket I realized Holy Cow this is the Sunday night game!
The Communard's coach cross the way was actually named River Boat Ron and the Quarterback for The Largeness was non other than Daniel Jones.
This ought to be interesting I thought. This version of Jones was more confident, you could immediately see that he took control that huddle and on the side lines clearly I saw him screaming at a blocker. This version of Jones he demanded greatness and for the most part got it. A supremely talented Running Back named Sequins dashed about, nobody could stop him and Daniele Jones threw for 3 TD's and 327 yards. No interceptions. 1 rushing TD. The final score was NY 34 Washington 24.
As I left the stadium everyone was polite, there was room in he bathroom for a quick relief and in the spiral stairway they gave away & smoked weed.