Post by stonedinvestor on Sept 8, 2019 7:13:46 GMT -5
EIGHT HOURS TO GO!!! I NEARLY CUT MY LEG OFF YESTERDAY WHEN I HEARD THE NEWS.
I was taking a few wacks at a tree stump I cannot get out of the ground I was swinging my axe like Abe Lincoln when my son stuck his head out of the upstairs window: " Dad AB got let go by he Raiders! " Let go I just heard on espn he was playing game 1. Ah crazy football I continued my lumberjack swings. Half hour later " Dad " WHAT! " I have news... Brown got picked up by someone you'll never guess who..." For a split second as I swung that axe, I was thinking is it possible we only have $5 mil in cap space but there was something in the paper about our LT redoing his contract... " THE PATRIOTS..."
I swung and missed he stump entirely spinning around with the dangerous blade in 180 degrees of sheer terror and just missed my left leg. No It cannot be.
Up here in Ct you get a lot of Patriot news and it was just non stop. The season is over before it started. The rich get richer-- how does the team the Giants are trying to emulate so, how did they have enough cap space to sign one of the priciest receivers in the league at the absolute last minute? How did they know to have that money in reserve? I do smell some small conspiracy here... I also smell the smell of rotting flesh from Gettleman's office. Frozen in his chair, rotting from within like three week old tomato... our General manager just sits there and watches. The entire pre season he has had his clock cleaned by the Patriots and now at the end a spit shine right on his dour face. This news was not received well at the Meadowlands complex at all.
There was a bad electrical smell when I ran the dishwasher here and I found mouse nest and a completely fried mouse on the coils under the unit. Like Eli Manning the unit has been working non stop for twenty years. It is a 20 year old Asko Dishwasher and it is no more. I got a repair guy to look at it and he said to me " I have to condemn this unit " Condemn you guys condemn " Yes this is a big fire hazard what ever you do.. do not run it. I stared at him with the full knowledge that all morning I had been running it on every setting there is trying to jump start the water flow. Quick Wash. Pots and Pans. Rinse and Hold; I hit every button on the unit and ran it over and over.
I have to get out of CT. I'm lucky I didn't burn the house down and cut off my leg in one day yesterday. So today the exodus: I must move my family from here to my half an apartment in NYC, the half that is not being used to store everything from my kitchen. The return is to a fridge in the living room, my oven next to it-- no way to access my computer or the couch or the big TV. I'm going to make it though. This is the start of the NY Giant season and everything is going to be OK. Or so I tell myself. ~stoney
I was taking a few wacks at a tree stump I cannot get out of the ground I was swinging my axe like Abe Lincoln when my son stuck his head out of the upstairs window: " Dad AB got let go by he Raiders! " Let go I just heard on espn he was playing game 1. Ah crazy football I continued my lumberjack swings. Half hour later " Dad " WHAT! " I have news... Brown got picked up by someone you'll never guess who..." For a split second as I swung that axe, I was thinking is it possible we only have $5 mil in cap space but there was something in the paper about our LT redoing his contract... " THE PATRIOTS..."
I swung and missed he stump entirely spinning around with the dangerous blade in 180 degrees of sheer terror and just missed my left leg. No It cannot be.
Up here in Ct you get a lot of Patriot news and it was just non stop. The season is over before it started. The rich get richer-- how does the team the Giants are trying to emulate so, how did they have enough cap space to sign one of the priciest receivers in the league at the absolute last minute? How did they know to have that money in reserve? I do smell some small conspiracy here... I also smell the smell of rotting flesh from Gettleman's office. Frozen in his chair, rotting from within like three week old tomato... our General manager just sits there and watches. The entire pre season he has had his clock cleaned by the Patriots and now at the end a spit shine right on his dour face. This news was not received well at the Meadowlands complex at all.
There was a bad electrical smell when I ran the dishwasher here and I found mouse nest and a completely fried mouse on the coils under the unit. Like Eli Manning the unit has been working non stop for twenty years. It is a 20 year old Asko Dishwasher and it is no more. I got a repair guy to look at it and he said to me " I have to condemn this unit " Condemn you guys condemn " Yes this is a big fire hazard what ever you do.. do not run it. I stared at him with the full knowledge that all morning I had been running it on every setting there is trying to jump start the water flow. Quick Wash. Pots and Pans. Rinse and Hold; I hit every button on the unit and ran it over and over.
I have to get out of CT. I'm lucky I didn't burn the house down and cut off my leg in one day yesterday. So today the exodus: I must move my family from here to my half an apartment in NYC, the half that is not being used to store everything from my kitchen. The return is to a fridge in the living room, my oven next to it-- no way to access my computer or the couch or the big TV. I'm going to make it though. This is the start of the NY Giant season and everything is going to be OK. Or so I tell myself. ~stoney